Saturday, August 6, 2011
2011 Teen Choice Award predictions
Breakup song - Oh Lord, please, oh please, let the presenters for this one be Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber! Please, let the winner be Taylor Swift. How will Bieber get out of this one?
Female artist - Lady Gaga tough to beat, it will be Katy Perry.
Male artist - Justin Bieber, because he wasn't nominated in female artist.
Music group - You had to ask? It's TEEN Choice Awards, meaning those over 40 voted. Glee.
R&B/Hip Hop - Eminem
Single - Lady Gaga Born This Way, although Katy Perry Fireworks gets LOTS more airplay.
Male country artist - we can only hope terrorists arrive at this point of the show.
Female country artist - again, you had to ask? Taylor Swift.
Country single - toss up between Taylor Swift and the Band Perry. Band Perry has quite a PR machine behind it.
Country group - this time pray for Somali pirates.
Love song - no, not Selena Gomez, though she deserves it. Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Television - who cares (this is Tween Music, not Tween television or movies)? Kaley Cuoco is hosting, so would be nice for Big Bang Theory to win comedy.
Choice Twit - @Darthvader Oh, he wasn't even nominated. Okay, Ashton Kutcher.
Choice female hotties - the Michalka sisters (78violet), Vanessa Hudgens nor Jessica Simpson nominated. Shows you how irrelevant Teen Choice is.