Thursday, November 6, 2008

Hitting the showers for Heroes Hayden Panettiere

8 to 80, guys all over are taking two or three cold showers before viewing Hayden Panettiere's video “Wake Up Call.” Soft porn! Great way to create sex addicted tween boys. Ironically, the king of porn, John Mayall, had a CD titled Wake Up Call.

Less expensive Vanessa Hudgens

Anyone seen the video “Saving Sarah Marshall”? Stars Mila Kunis. Yes, Jackie from “That ‘70s Show.” Didn’t know she was born in the Ukraine. Where’s the accent?

She’s smokin’ hot in this movie. Yet her acting, poise and all around presence throughout the movie shouts Vanessa Hudgens. If I were a Hollywood producer and was looking to cast Vanessa Hudgens, I’d get Kunis. She’s probably half the price of Hudgens. Yet, can she sing as great as Hudgens? Doubt it, but who knows. Watch your back, Vanessa - keep a short leash on Zac.

Breakout by Miley Cyrus

So many in the media don’t get it. They’re sayng Breakout by Miley Cyrus means her maturing. Sure she makes like $400,000 per day, but come on, she’s 15. At 15, when you say Breakout, you mean a zit on your face. It was even a Hannah Montana episode. How dumb is mainstream media?

Reviewing the CD, Cyrus’ voice breaks in many spots, revealing she is 15. Yet the production is lavish. Was ready to laugh at “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” originally done in a previous century by Cindy Lauper. The strings and drums make it a terrific performance. This is the secret to the whole CD, and everything else coming out of the Disney stable – outstanding production. Disney leads the music industry towards the start of the 21st Century’s second decade.

Hilary Duff dumped by Disney

Hilary Duff has released six CDs, self titled, Metamorphosis, Santa Claus Lane, and Dignity. Then, a greatest hits called Most Wanted in 2005. So how does Disney’s Hollywood Records dump its original tween darling? How about a best of instead of a greatest hits. 2004 seems so long ago for the end of Lizzie McGuire.

Her career is on a high. She has four movies planned. You remember how popular her last movie, released May, 2008, was – “War, Inc.” Probably outsold High School Musical 3. What do you mean you never heard of it?

What do Hilary Duff, Lindsay Lohan and the U.S. economy have in common in 2008? Their futures look bleak. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out – are you listening Miley Cyrus?