Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Dancing With the Stars love affair
Selena Gomez & camera
Performance Bruce Springsteen, Mick Jagger level

Wow. I want to know who trained Selena Gomez for her Dancing With the Stars performance (Sept. 29, 2009)? It is evident the new DWTS love affair is Gomez and the camera. Have only seen this level from Springsteen and The Rolling Stones.

Miley Cyrus morning sickness update
Yes, she has morning sickness
Throughout her tour

Seems September begins and ends on the same note - Miley Cyrus morning sickness. Tuesday morning, the day of the Salt Lake City show on her Wonder World tour, here's her tweet, mileycyrus Woke up with a sore throat =[ Why am I always sick? I will be there!!! Rockin as hard as I can! I am sick AGAIN. mileycyrus Think I'm gonna take one more nap before the BIG show here in SLC. My throat is yelling at me to SHUT UP. Strep is the worst thing ever.

Now, imagine being at the show tonight and just before the Harley falls having Miley hurl on you. Yuk.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Taylor Swift breaking records
Makes nearly $40-million in one year
Forbes reports $16-million

Forbes listed Miley Cyrus' wages last year as $25-million, same as the Jonas Brothers, when she actually made well in excess of $100-million.

History repeats itself. Forbes listed Taylor Swift at $16-million. Here's a woman who has sold in excess of 8-million CDs. So, if you include only CD sales, Forbes hit it on the head. Doesn't include magazines, publishing rights, concerts. Forbes might want to look into those little things that add to an artist's revenue, pushing Swift close to the $40-million mark.

Swift is within striking distance of having her debut album spend the longest time on the Billboard 200 than any act since 1997, when charts criteria were changed. She's a week or two away from topping Shania Twain's record of top country female on the longevity trail.

Yet Forbes reports only $16-million. What about that little concert tour? Miley Cyrus is grossing $90-million on 45 dates, but will probably only net $25-million (I didn't know how elaborate that stage was). Swift had at least 55 dates. Once more, where does Forbes get its information?

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Miley Cyrus making $2-million
Appearing in Los Angeles tonight?

Deciphering Miley Cyrus. She wants you to believe she hit two million followers on Twitter today. Me thinks she means that's what she's pulling in this evening from performing at Staples Center in Los Angeles tonight.

Then Britney Spears comes in tomorrow night. Concerts galore in La-La Land! I'd be smiling all the way to the bank too.

mileycyrus Omgoodness! I got 2,000,000 today! Thank you :)

Deja Vu all over again
If you're reading this now
You're not seeing Miley Cyrus at Staples tonight

Yes, Ashley Tisdale will be there within two hours. How about you? This from just shy of two years ago. How time flies.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Do you know the way to San Jose?
What the Hell?
Where'd that guy say Miley Cyrus was going?
Did he actually call her Satan?

Miley Cyrus whips out Harley in San Jose
Fans survive
Cables don't snap - this time

When Britney Spears is chasing you on the tour trail, you need to do something to increase ticket sales.

Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus appearing same night in Las Vegas and Britney trailing Miley in L.A. Why does Miley's song sound SO familiar? How'd Miley every think of using a motorcycle?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Eat your hearts out
In your dreams part VIII

Britney Spears concert duels with Miley Cyrus
Which one will draw more fans in the West?

Is Miley Cyrus' idol Britney Spears playing catch-up to the Tween Queen?

Ms. Cyrus comes into the Staples Center on Tuesday. Britney follows the next night, on the 23rd. That night Miley will hold court in Anaheim at the Honda Center.

Miley plays Las Vegas' Thomas & Mack Center Saturday night. Britney plays Mandalay Bay the same night, plus Sunday night.

Which of the divas will win the bigger crowd in Los Angeles and Las Vegas? Box office total is unfair since Britney's tickets are almost three times of Miley's cost.

Emily Osment songs you won’t hear
On new EP All The Right Wrongs

Emily Osment steered clear of Disney and Hollywood records, choosing Wind-Up for her label. Maybe not a great choice, but the days of a record label behind you are long gone (see Building the Band Brand: Becoming famous in 21st Century at TweenMarketing.blogspot.com). You need your own publicist and handle your own career.

The thing that bothers me is she went for an EP (extended play) rather than a full CD. This killed even Miley Cyrus on The Time of Our Lives, which languished at #3 on the Billboard charts instead of going to #1.

Yes, I do believe Osment is one of the greatest new Hollywood stars, and they all seem to be coming out of Disney. Look at the video with Mitchell Musso or Hero In Me. No indication she’d turn into the Hollywood Hottie she is today. Same with Alyson Michalka (here). Believe Osment will be the second decade of 21st Century equivalent to Heather Locklear or Molly Ringwald; 21st Century Liz Taylor or Bridgette Bardot?

By the way, Amazon is smartly offering All the Right (should be Wright) Wrongs for $5.98, more accurate pricing than The Time of Our Lives $8.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Darn. Miley Cyrus gives up attempt to kill audience in Oakland
NOW she starts listening to Marketing Sociologist

For months I've provided Miley Cyrus advice on this blog. Finally she listens to me, taking the fun out of the Wonder World 2009 tour. Last night in Oakland she gave up riding a Harley that weights tons and tons on four cables over the audience.

I was waiting for the headlines, Miley Cyrus motorcycle cable breaks, killing fans. Darn - why you listening to me now, Miley? Hell, it's been about a day since any Hollywood stars have croaked. When they have the awards banquets with all the stars that died in 2009, it will last until the next morning. We could have included all the Miley fans dieing at the hands of a runaway Harley.

Have a feeling it wasn't my advice (I am told she follows this blog), but the arena couldn't facilitate the cable rig - we can hope. Maybe that Harley will fall in Glendale on Friday. Will Jordin Sparks be under the Harley in her hometown? Good planning on eliminating the competition, Miley!

Six days until it's party with Miley Cyrus in the U.S.A.
Live from Oakland

If this is front row, my nose-bleed seats are on the floor. Should a 16-year old girl dress that way? According to teachers, middle school girls dress even racier.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Emily Osment announces All The Right Wrongs
Hannah Montana best friend Lilly Tuscott
Releasing EP in October

All The Way Up

You Are The Only One

I Hate The Homecoming Queen

Found Out About You

Average Girl

What About Me

EmilyOsment Those last six tweets are the songs featured on my EP "All The Right Wrongs" out October 27th!!!!!

Oops, maybe not I Hate The Homecoming Queen

Nor Found Out About You

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Selena Gomez
Kiss and Tell preview

O1. Kiss & Tell
O2. I Won't Apologize
O3. Falling Down
O4. I Promise You
O5. Crush
O6. Naturally
O7. The Way I Loved You
O8. More
O9. As a Blonde
1O. I Don't Miss You At All
11. Stop and Erase
12. I Got You
13. Tell Me Something I Don't Know (New Version)

Miley Cyrus 2009 tour dates

Date City Venue
September 14 Portland, OR Rose Garden *
September 16 Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome
September 18 Oakland, CA Oracle Arena
September 20 San Jose, CA HP Pavilion at San Jose
September 22 Los Angeles, CA STAPLES Center
September 23 Anaheim, CA Honda Center
September 25 Glendale, AZ jobing.com Arena
September 26 Las Vegas, NV Thomas & Mack Center *
September 29 Salt Lake City, UT Energy Solutions Arena

October 2 Omaha, NE Qwest Center
October 3 Kansas City, MO Sprint Center
October 4 St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center
October 6 Auburn Hills, MI The Palace of Auburn Hills
October 7 Columbus, OH Nationwide Arena
October 9 Des Moines, IA Wells Fargo Arena *
October 10 Milwaukee, WI Bradley Center
October 12 Tulsa, OK BOK Center *
October 15 San Antonio, TX AT&T Center
October 18 Dallas, TX American Airlines Center
October 20 New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena
October 21 Memphis, TN FedExForum
October 23 Birmingham, AL BJCC Arena
October 24 N. Little Rock, AR ALLTEL Arena
October 27 Chicago, IL United Center
October 29 Minneapolis, MN Target Center
October 31 Louisville, KY Freedom Hall

November 1 Lexington, KY Rupp Arena
November 3 Washington, DC Verizon Center
November 4 Philadelphia, PA Wachovia Center *
November 5 University Park, PA Bryce Jordan Center
November 7 Newark, NJ Prudential Center
November 8 Newark, NJ Prudential Center
November 9 Boston, MA TD Banknorth Garden
November 12 Hartford, CT XL Center
November 15 Cleveland, OH Quickens Loan Arena
November 16 Indianapolis, IN Conseco Fieldhouse
November 18 Long Island, NY Nassau Coliseum
November 19 Long Island, NY Nassau Coliseum
November 22 Greensboro, NC Greensboro Coliseum
November 24 Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena
November 25 Nashville, TN Sommet Center
November 28 Columbia, SC Colonial Life Arena *
November 29 Atlanta, GA Philips Arena
December 1 Tampa, FL St. Pete Times Forum
December 2 Miami, FL American Airlines Arena

Miley Cyrus in Tacoma
Night two, cables didn't break; killing audience
A waiting game

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Somebody turns 17 today
Older than Miley Cyrus
Happy birthday
Nicholas (Nick) Jerry Jonas

How long before Miley Cyrus kills her audience?

Just saw this new concert stunt. Fantastic, but how long before the cables snap and a several tons Harley crashes into the audience? Makes me appreciate my nose-bleed seats.

Miley Cyrus debuts The Last Song trailer on 2009 concert tour