Saturday, August 6, 2011

2011 Teen Choice Award predictions

Breakup song - Oh Lord, please, oh please, let the presenters for this one be Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber! Please, let the winner be Taylor Swift. How will Bieber get out of this one?

Female artist - Lady Gaga tough to beat, it will be Katy Perry.

Male artist - Justin Bieber, because he wasn't nominated in female artist.

Music group - You had to ask? It's TEEN Choice Awards, meaning those over 40 voted. Glee.

R&B/Hip Hop - Eminem

Single - Lady Gaga Born This Way, although Katy Perry Fireworks gets LOTS more airplay.

Male country artist - we can only hope terrorists arrive at this point of the show.

Female country artist - again, you had to ask? Taylor Swift.

Country single - toss up between Taylor Swift and the Band Perry. Band Perry has quite a PR machine behind it.

Country group - this time pray for Somali pirates.

Love song - no, not Selena Gomez, though she deserves it. Katy Perry Teenage Dream

Television - who cares (this is Tween Music, not Tween television or movies)? Kaley Cuoco is hosting, so would be nice for Big Bang Theory to win comedy.

Choice Twit - @Darthvader Oh, he wasn't even nominated. Okay, Ashton Kutcher.

Choice female hotties - the Michalka sisters (78violet), Vanessa Hudgens nor Jessica Simpson nominated. Shows you how irrelevant Teen Choice is.