Are you ready for the spawn of Miley Cyrus?

 

Now that she's getting married, there will be children of Miley Cyrus. Have you checked her gene pool lately?

Brenda song pregnant by Trace Cyrus? Am I the last to know? What the Buck?! Aunty Miley Cyrus?

Metro Station unreleased song Japanese Girl

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Demi Lovato and Trace Cyrus call it quits Miley’s brother says he and singer ‘gave it a shot and that’s all you can do’

What happened to Joe Jonas?

Believe either Lovato or Cyrus got the short end of the stick on them together, dating below their level, but don’t know which one. Hey Trace, Nicole Anderson or Selena Gomez. You’ll think you’re still dating Demi Lovato!

In case you’ve been under a rock, Cyrus is in some band called Metro Station and his father is some dude called Billy Ray Cyrus, also father of someone named Miley, but she used to be Destiny Hope, but had it legally changed to Miley Ray. There’ll be a test on this and the names of the mothers of Billy Ray Cyrus' children.