By now you know Miley Cyrus cut her hair today

Who'd you rather? Demi Lovato, Britney Spears Sign to X Factor

Love Emily Osment, but her new single, Let's Be Friends, was released 4 years ago by Britney Spears, Radar

Britt Nicole If Miley Cyrus & Britney Spears mated & produced a love spawn & got religion Welcome to the Show

Dialog from Bandslam
"I don't even like Flea"
"What's your name?"
"Bug"

Remember that if you ever ask Britt Nicole if she likes Miley or Britney.

Happy 28 birthday That's Britney (Spears) beeatch "You're older than my mother"

Welcome to the '90s. Backstreet Boys #2 on iTunes, #9 on Billboard Britney Spears on tour What's a Miley?

Britney Spears concert duels with Miley Cyrus Which one will draw more fans in the West?

Is Miley Cyrus' idol Britney Spears playing catch-up to the Tween Queen?

Ms. Cyrus comes into the Staples Center on Tuesday. Britney follows the next night, on the 23rd. That night Miley will hold court in Anaheim at the Honda Center.

Miley plays Las Vegas' Thomas & Mack Center Saturday night. Britney plays Mandalay Bay the same night, plus Sunday night.

Which of the divas will win the bigger crowd in Los Angeles and Las Vegas? Box office total is unfair since Britney's tickets are almost three times of Miley's cost.

Britney wins "Did you know you and my mom are the same age" Teen Choice Award

2009 Teen Choice update

Tweens supreme ruler Miley Cyrus with a sunburn and skank, oh, that’s Fergie

Selena Gomez, everyone’s BFF

Jonas Brothers – see you and Honor Society Tuesday night. My name on guest list?

Britney Spears Too old to Tween

I want Guilty Pleasure, Ashley Tisdale

Allow me to deem Ashley Tisdale brilliant. I knew I had heard It’s Alright, It’s Okay, her new song, somewhere. This still may not be the right one, but it is close.

Yesterday I had the pleasure of speaking to my wonderful daughter face-to-face. Unfortunately my daughter is of the Lindsay Lohan, Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen generation and doesn’t understand singing along to Taylor Swift songs when they play. Alas, she’s not a Tween 12-year old anymore.

Our conversation was about if Aly and AJ release a CD with material similar to what they’ve done in the past that they are dead; or as finished with music as their peer Hilary Duff.

I played my daughter some Vanessa Hudgens. We discussed how Britney Spears, just months ago the scourge of the media, is once more its darling. Like her mentor Madonna, Britney is smart to transform.

Britney’s key is to STEAL from other - about to become popular - songs. Now, it appears Ashley Tisdale has done the same. Listen to V and Circus and you’ll hear similarities.

I loved Ashley Tisdale’s first CD, Headstrong. On High School Musical material her voice cracks and is played out like Hollywood Records plays out Miley Cyrus – whose voice is changing and is cracking.

I’m really looking forward to Guilty Pleasure, even though Tisdale has over-hyped it on MySpace and Twitter. Great that she’s using those marketing tools, though. Twenty-first Century celebrity!

BUILDING THE BAND BRAND: Tour, Tour, Tour

From Taylor Swift's MySpace page

A question on Miley Cyrus’ MySpace page ask, “Hey Miley, will you be doing a tour of the UK this year?”

The answer is probably.

Looks like musicians haven’t heard there’s a recession going on. If you want to get into Britney Spears’ Friday show in Glendale, AZ, it’s going to cost you $250 on up to the stratosphere.

Going on tour are The Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift and more.

Swift opens tonight at Roberts Stadium in Evansville, IN and continues through October, wrapping up again in Indiana. Tickets for the Los Angeles show appear GONE.

Who booked Demi Lovato’s tour? She starts May 3 in Jonas Brothers and Bruce Springsteen’s New Jersey stomping grounds, then goes to Madrid, Paris and London, back to Metro New York area, ending up in New Jersey at the end of August with stops in Madrid, Paris and London in the middle of the tour – yes, twice. Ms. Lovato, you are one of Japan’s hottest stars. Granted Madrid, Paris and London is during the summer festivals in Europe, but please favor your fans in Japan!

Until Cyrus goes out, the only one to beat the Jonas Brothers will be country star Keith Urban, which has Swift on many stops.

Jonas begin June 20 deep in the heart of Texas at Cowboy Stadium and continues through the end of August in Ohio.

Oh, Selena Gomez will tour, too. She must be booked by the same people who booked Vanessa Hudgens’ tour last year. Yes, Gomez will appear May 14 in Grand Rapids, MN. That’s serving your fans!

Britney does Bollywood

Was this the "In The Zone" period before Kevin and children?

$400,000 per day teenager redux

They forgot Hilary Duff in this report (see report on Duff dumped by Disney on different pages of this blog).

Cars change in the background.